Dear Ratface,
Please take pity on all the people in the world afflicted with dwarfism. They suffer horrific physical deformities from this genetic aberration. They should be put out of their misery. I'm sure you'd agree. And you have the skills and tools to do so. -Better Than
Dear Better Than,
First, I don't work for free. So cough up the dough, Mac. Second, Dwarves got their uses. They make great meat shields. And the gods seem to like em. Pious little buggers. So they make good clerics. Third, take pity on all the people in the world afflicted with foot-in-mouth-ism. They suffer horrific physical deformities. Most notably the one from which the disease takes its name. -Ratface
