Dear Ratface,
Do you like killing people? If not, what is your favorite thing? -Morbid
Dear Morbid,
Do you like sitting your fat ass in an over-airconditioned cubicle? Nah, it's just something I'm good at that pays well. Hell, I'd just as soon play classical guitar. Seriously though, my favorite thing has to be second breakfast. And no, not them berry filled tart things. What? I look like a halfling to you? Second breakfast is when you hunt your prey. You wait for it to make its kill. They you make yours. You cut open its belly. Real careful like so you don't accidentally nick its stomach. Which you liberate and tie off both ends. Put it in your pack. It'll keep all day. When you get hungry, pull it out. Make a slit in the side. Open it up so it's now sorta bowl shaped. Shovel the yummy bits into your pie hole. Delicious. Enjoy. -Ratface
