Sunday, July 6, 2008

Rouge

Dear Ratface,

So what's it like to be a barbarian rouge in real life? -Bad Speller

Dear Bad Speller,

Rouge is makeup for your face. It's the base layer stuff they smear on your corpse to keep it from looking like a corpse. I'm a rogue. And I like it. Thank you very much. It's sort of a rat eat rat world. Kinda crowded labor force if you catch my meaning. Unless of course you're the big rat. Good luck with that. -Ratface