Dear Ratface,
I was waiting in line at the amusement park when a group of kids jumped the railings and cut in line in front of everyone. I got so mad. I was too mad to decide if I should beat up the kids or the dumbass that let them cut in front without even saying a word. What would you have done? -Made to Wait
Dear Made to Wait,
Heh. Well, your first mistake was waiting in line behind people who would let you cut in front of them. Now, hypothetically, if I was waiting in line and some kids were brave enough, read stupid enough, to cut in front of me, I wouldn't say anything either. I've made a fairly lucrative career out of killing silently. It's an extraordinarily useful skill with all sorts of unexpected applications. -Ratface
