Dear Ratface,
Why are you such an asstard? -Curious.
Dear Curious,
Why are you such a beautiful corpse? Ha ha. Nah seriously, meet me in my office at 3 am. It's in the dark forbidding alley behind the Squat 'n' Gobble. I'll explain it to you in as great a detail as you wish. Bring coin. Lots of coin. -Ratface.