Dear Ratface,
What type of wine should I have with a fish and red sauce meal? The fish calls for white, but the red sauce calls for red. I'm stuck! Please help, my partner is coming over for dinner any minute. -Winer
Dear Winer,
Skip the fish and the sauce red white blue or otherwise. Go for red wine. Followed by white wine. Followed by more red. Then more white. -Ratface
