Dear Ratface,
I met this woman on MySpace. Her page says she's 19 and divorced. We met in real life and she said she just turned 18. She wants to have sex. What should I do? - Not-so-sure.
Dear Not-so-sure,
Yer fucked. She's underage. Or she's your kid's schoolteacher. Either way she's a lying tramp. Crazy biatches are born. Not made. Fuck her. Then fuck her again. If she's underage you're fucked anyway. The lawman's gonna getcha. Lawman won't care if she showed you fake ID. Yer fucked. Fuck her. And if you're not gonna fuck her. Gimmer url. I'll fuck her - Ratface.
