Dear Ratface,
Now that fourth edition is available, I was wondering. What's it like to be a washed up has been? There are no barbarians in fourth edition. Nor are there half-orcs. There are still rogues. But they're very different beasts. Are you some sort of shade now? Relegated to satirical comic references to previous once loved games? -Smarmy
Dear Smarmy,
I've got your satire right here, boy. Come get it. Rest assured. You can sleep soundly at night knowing that I am exactly what I have always been. Except now I prowl for you. -Ratface
